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Joe’s Journal – July 2017


I'm surprised it took me so long to think of the idea to start journaling here on my website. This is where I'll add ideas, opinions and thoughts about the news and everyday life. All of the entries from one month will have their own post. Feel free to add your comments and questions. I always appreciate the input of those who read my stuff 🌞

Dog Embarrassed By His Pathetic Owner

July 18, 2017|HUMOR|

BOULDER, COLORADO - It was another disappointing day in the life of Emerson. The 8-year old Golden Labrador spent today like he spends most days...staring out the window, imagining the awesome life he could’ve lived if only he had a different owner. 33-year old Jeremy [...]

I’m Gonna Be a Dad!

July 17, 2017|LIFE & FAITH|

I’m happy to announce that my wife (Aniela) and I are expecting our first baby, a boy, sometime before Thanksgiving! We’re both very grateful for the opportunity to be parents. Aniela’s dealing with the usual discomforts of pregnancy, but she’s enduring it all like a [...]

Report: 78% of Teenage Girls Can’t Even

July 13, 2017|HUMOR|

A new study by the National Research Group confirmed what many experts already suspected: an overwhelming majority of teenage girls can't even. Results of the study triggered widespread panic as parents and educators began to wonder what they’re doing wrong. Shayla Macklin is the mother [...]

Monday’s Illuminati Meeting to Be Rescheduled

June 24, 2017|HUMOR|

To my fellow lords of the underworld and corporate boardrooms...I bid you greetings. I hope you’re having a fantastic week of dominion and mind-control over the masses. As you know, we have a meeting scheduled for this upcoming Monday at 8pm. But this appointed time [...]

10 Phrases I Hate

June 15, 2017|HUMOR, LANGUAGE|

Here are 10 phrases I hate. You may hate them too. Or perhaps there are other phrases that bother you. Tell me which phrases you dislike in the comments below. Here are mine in ascending order of hatred: 10. EVERYBODY AND THEIR DOG... If you've [...]

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