ESPN Bans Adverbs Ending in “ly” Because They Sound Like “Robert E. Lee”

2017-08-26T19:10:22+00:00 August 23, 2017|HUMOR, NEWS & CULTURE, SPORTS|

The courageous social fighters at ESPN declared in a public statement today that adverbs ending in “ly” will no longer by spoken by ESPN anchors nor published in ESPN articles due to their similar pronunciation to the name of Confederate General Robert E. Lee. Adverbs such as “quickly,” “actually” and “definitely” are hereby banned by [...]

Dallas Cowpersons vs. Washington Native Americans – A Preview of the NFL in 2040

2017-07-12T08:13:03+00:00 July 3, 2017|HUMOR, SPORTS|

Good afternoon ladies, gentlemen, ladies who were once men, former ladies who are now men and everyone else who’s still in transition...it’s a great day for football! I’m Herb Chandler, here along with Frank Potter and we’re excited to bring you another fantastic matchup between two great teams; the Dallas Cowpersons face the Washington Native [...]

Stidham Should Stay at Baylor

2017-03-20T01:12:48+00:00 July 16, 2016|SPORTS|

I’m going to be as objective as I possibly can in this post. I’m a Baylor grad, a big fan of BU football and I’m as devastated as anyone else about the news coming out of Waco in recent months. So obviously I’m biased and I would be very pleased if Jarrett Stidham decided to [...]