McDonald’s Kiosk Gave Me No Attitude Whatsoever

2017-06-22T15:07:01+00:00 June 22, 2017|NEWS & CULTURE|

Yes, I still eat at McDonalds every once in awhile. Those of you who are judging me for this are clearly unfamiliar with the awesomeness of McGriddles. But anyhow, that's another subject for another time. The big news lately is that McDonalds’ stock price is hitting all-time highs due to technology upgrades at 2,500 locations [...]

UPDATE: Democrats Are Still Protesting Stuff

2017-03-20T01:13:51+00:00 February 2, 2017|HUMOR, NEWS & CULTURE, POLITICS|

In a unified demonstration of solidarity, Democratic voters and the Democrats of Congress they elected all entered the new month of February 2017 with an insatiable desire to continue protesting stuff. Across the nation in airports, college campuses, busy intersections and in Congress, the nation’s Democrats maintained an impressive display of general outrage towards anything [...]

Trump Is the Biggest Sore Winner Ever

2017-03-20T00:48:49+00:00 January 25, 2017|NEWS & CULTURE, POLITICS|

If winning the presidency doesn't cure a man's insecurities, I don't know what ever will. You can't blame a guy for defending himself or taking every opportunity to make himself look like a winner. But after winning the race of all races and sticking it to every “expert” and naysayer (myself included) who said he [...]

2016 America in a Nutshell

2017-03-20T01:01:02+00:00 January 1, 2017|NEWS & CULTURE, POLITICS|

If a year goes by and my loved ones are still happy and healthy, I consider it a good year. I know it’s popular nowadays to curse 2016 for all the bad things that occurred during these past 12 months. But I'm not gonna sing that song just because everyone else is singing it. In [...]