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I Hope Trump Continues to Prove Me Wrong

November 9, 2016|POLITICS|

It's alright with me if Trump continues to make me look like a humble, know-nothing blogger. I didn't think he'd win the nomination...I was wrong. I didn't think he had a prayer of winning the election and I was wrong again. I don't think he's [...]

Death By Tri-Rail

October 24, 2016|POSTS|

I'm reminded again today that there are people out there with much bigger problems than my own. A little before 7am this morning, my wife dropped me off at the train station like she does on most weekday mornings. The train headed north as usual, [...]

New Guillotine Alarm Clock Uses Cutting Edge Technology

September 16, 2016|HUMOR|

  A new, ingenious product is on the market for those who are chronically late to work. Representatives of TimeSlice Inc. announced a new product launch today for their revolutionary alarm clock which promises to resolve your tardiness problems...one way or another. TimeSlice’s new [...]

Stidham Should Stay at Baylor

July 16, 2016|SPORTS|

I’m going to be as objective as I possibly can in this post. I’m a Baylor grad, a big fan of BU football and I’m as devastated as anyone else about the news coming out of Waco in recent months. So obviously I’m biased and [...]

Surviving the Next 4 Years

July 12, 2016|POLITICS|

In 2017, we’re going to have a new President that we do not like. The total failure of Republicans to nominate a credible candidate in 2016 is already well documented in several great articles. With so many great candidates, it should’ve been easy to nominate [...]

Democrats Will Take #NeverTrump to a Whole New Level

May 3, 2016|POLITICS|

Dear Trump supporter, Do you remember all those Democrats who voted for Obama in 2008? There were lots of them, 69,498,516 to be exact, outnumbering Republican voters by nearly 10 million. And do you remember four years later when the same thing happened all over [...]

Trump: Maybe Cruz’s Father Shot Lincoln

May 3, 2016|HUMOR, POLITICS|

Leading up to a crucial Indiana primary on Tuesday, Republican frontrunner Donald J. Trump gave an impromptu speech in which he distanced himself from his nearest competitor, Senator Ted Cruz. The most noteworthy moment of the speech was when Trump speculated that Rafael Cruz Sr, [...]

Trumped Up Radio

April 25, 2016|POLITICS|

Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Mark Levin are the titans of political radio. Their combined audiences of 33+ million listeners have established them as the key voices of conservatism in America. Limbaugh is 65, Hannity is 54 and Levin is 58. They have long, established [...]

Coffee, I Don’t Love You Anymore

April 19, 2016|HUMOR|

There's no easy way to say this. I was hoping we could avoid having this conversation. But honestly, things just aren't getting any better between us and I'm afraid I can't go on like this...pretending everything's ok. Everything is not ok. My feelings for you are not [...]

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