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Report: 78% of Teenage Girls Can’t Even

July 13, 2017|HUMOR|

A new study by the National Research Group confirmed what many experts already suspected: an overwhelming majority of teenage girls can't even. Results of the study triggered widespread panic as parents and educators began to wonder what they’re doing wrong. Shayla Macklin is the mother [...]

Monday’s Illuminati Meeting to Be Rescheduled

June 24, 2017|HUMOR|

To my fellow lords of the underworld and corporate boardrooms...I bid you greetings. I hope you’re having a fantastic week of dominion and mind-control over the masses. As you know, we have a meeting scheduled for this upcoming Monday at 8pm. But this appointed time [...]

10 Phrases I Hate

June 15, 2017|HUMOR, LANGUAGE|

Here are 10 phrases I hate. You may hate them too. Or perhaps there are other phrases that bother you. Tell me which phrases you dislike in the comments below. Here are mine in ascending order of hatred: 10. EVERYBODY AND THEIR DOG... If you've [...]

Trump Currently Winning an Epic Game of Risk

April 14, 2017|HUMOR, POLITICS|

The White House press corps and multiple sources are reporting that President Trump and his inner circle of advisers have been locked in a game of Risk for at least two weeks. At the time this post was published, Trump was in the lead with [...]

A Country Should Be Managed Like a Home

February 7, 2017|HUMOR, POLITICS|

When it comes to running a country, it’s not much different than running a home, or at least it shouldn’t be. Granted, there are 319 million more people in the country than there are in your home, but that doesn’t change any of the dynamics [...]

UPDATE: Democrats Are Still Protesting Stuff


In a unified demonstration of solidarity, Democratic voters and the Democrats of Congress they elected all entered the new month of February 2017 with an insatiable desire to continue protesting stuff. Across the nation in airports, college campuses, busy intersections and in Congress, the nation’s [...]

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